1 00:00:24,090 --> 00:00:25,150 - Good evening. 2 00:00:29,660 --> 00:00:33,190 I am attempting to assist my brother, Alfred, 3 00:00:33,230 --> 00:00:36,500 in introducing this evening's chilling shocker. 4 00:00:36,530 --> 00:00:39,930 It is called See the Monkey Dance. 5 00:00:41,170 --> 00:00:44,610 There seems to be no end to the humiliations 6 00:00:44,640 --> 00:00:48,410 which I suffer in the name of art and profit. 7 00:00:48,440 --> 00:00:51,610 See the Monkey Dance, indeed. 8 00:00:51,650 --> 00:00:54,650 One of the disadvantages of show business 9 00:00:54,680 --> 00:00:57,890 is that although it is sometimes possible 10 00:00:57,920 --> 00:00:59,920 to put the actors on strings, 11 00:00:59,950 --> 00:01:04,330 the audience is considerably more difficult to manage. 12 00:01:04,360 --> 00:01:08,360 We are experimenting with a limited type of control, 13 00:01:08,400 --> 00:01:13,570 using a single string and tying them to their seats. 14 00:01:13,600 --> 00:01:18,270 Tonight's play is indeed entitled See the Monkey Dance. 15 00:01:18,310 --> 00:01:22,110 It is a story of a man who finds himself 16 00:01:22,140 --> 00:01:24,550 involved in a mad charade 17 00:01:24,580 --> 00:01:28,150 which he neither understands nor can escape. 18 00:01:28,180 --> 00:01:31,250 It begins in a few moments. 19 00:02:19,570 --> 00:02:21,670 - [Conductor] Langendolen. 20 00:02:23,810 --> 00:02:24,970 - I say, how long are we stopping here? 21 00:02:25,070 --> 00:02:27,080 - [Conductor] Three or four minutes, that's all, sir. 22 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:28,080 - Thank you. 23 00:02:36,950 --> 00:02:38,990 (phone dinging) 24 00:02:44,890 --> 00:02:46,390 - [Operator] Linwood exchange. 25 00:02:46,430 --> 00:02:47,600 - Hello, miss? 26 00:02:47,630 --> 00:02:48,330 - [Operator] Number please. 27 00:02:48,360 --> 00:02:52,600 - I'd like Glynmon 239, please. 28 00:02:52,630 --> 00:02:53,270 - [Operator] 239? 29 00:02:53,300 --> 00:02:54,000 - Yes, and hurry, thank you. 30 00:02:57,870 --> 00:03:00,710 (phone ringing) 31 00:03:04,580 --> 00:03:05,680 - Hello? 32 00:03:05,710 --> 00:03:07,320 - Hello? 33 00:03:07,350 --> 00:03:08,420 Is that you? 34 00:03:08,450 --> 00:03:09,580 - [Wife] Yes, baby. 35 00:03:09,620 --> 00:03:11,050 - Aw. 36 00:03:11,050 --> 00:03:12,320 Are you alone? 37 00:03:13,790 --> 00:03:15,660 - Yes, baby. 38 00:03:15,690 --> 00:03:16,560 I'm all alone. 39 00:03:16,590 --> 00:03:18,060 You can say what you want to. 40 00:03:19,060 --> 00:03:22,760 The other won't be back until Monday. 41 00:03:22,800 --> 00:03:27,740 Two, count 'em, two whole lovely days. 42 00:03:27,770 --> 00:03:29,570 - Easy, now, dear. 43 00:03:29,600 --> 00:03:31,270 Not on the phone. 44 00:03:31,310 --> 00:03:33,940 Switchboards are just another way of advertising. 45 00:03:33,980 --> 00:03:39,080 I will be at the usual place in about half an hour? 46 00:03:40,380 --> 00:03:44,750 - Darling sits here all by herself in this great, big house 47 00:03:44,790 --> 00:03:47,790 with no one to even hold her tiny hand. 48 00:03:47,820 --> 00:03:50,390 - Dear, not on the phone! 49 00:03:52,130 --> 00:03:54,360 You'll save it till later on? 50 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:55,700 There's a girl. 51 00:03:55,730 --> 00:03:57,700 - In an hour, baby. 52 00:03:57,730 --> 00:03:59,170 - One hour, my love. 53 00:04:00,540 --> 00:04:00,900 One hour. 54 00:04:00,940 --> 00:04:04,040 (laughs) 55 00:04:08,040 --> 00:04:09,480 (whistle tweeting) 56 00:04:09,510 --> 00:04:09,880 - Oh, yes. 57 00:04:09,910 --> 00:04:11,050 Yes, indeed. 58 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:16,720 Two whole days. 59 00:04:16,750 --> 00:04:21,720 Count them, two. 60 00:04:26,760 --> 00:04:28,060 Good evening. 61 00:04:39,770 --> 00:04:41,110 - How typical. 62 00:04:45,080 --> 00:04:47,380 So you're going to read, are you? 63 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:50,520 - I beg your pardon? 64 00:04:50,550 --> 00:04:52,590 - I beg your pardon. 65 00:04:52,620 --> 00:04:56,560 I said, as you well know, so you're going to read, are you? 66 00:04:57,690 --> 00:04:59,790 - I was thinking of it, yes. 67 00:04:59,830 --> 00:05:00,400 - Typical, typical. 68 00:05:00,430 --> 00:05:01,660 Here it comes. 69 00:05:01,700 --> 00:05:02,860 - If you don't mind. 70 00:05:02,900 --> 00:05:04,370 - If you don't mind. 71 00:05:04,400 --> 00:05:05,270 Right on cue. 72 00:05:06,030 --> 00:05:07,540 No, I don't mind. 73 00:05:07,570 --> 00:05:09,040 It's probably all for the best. 74 00:05:12,510 --> 00:05:13,340 Typical. 75 00:05:14,940 --> 00:05:18,450 - What is so typical, if I may ask? 76 00:05:18,480 --> 00:05:19,280 - Ask away. 77 00:05:20,920 --> 00:05:21,880 - Well? 78 00:05:21,920 --> 00:05:23,790 - Well what? 79 00:05:23,820 --> 00:05:24,420 You were going to ask me something. 80 00:05:24,450 --> 00:05:26,550 You said if I may ask. 81 00:05:30,790 --> 00:05:33,430 You are typical. 82 00:05:33,460 --> 00:05:35,330 That's what is typical. 83 00:05:35,360 --> 00:05:38,830 - Now, just exactly how do you know that I am typical? 84 00:05:38,870 --> 00:05:41,070 - Because everything you do 85 00:05:41,070 --> 00:05:43,610 is just what one would expect you to do. 86 00:05:44,570 --> 00:05:47,880 - All right, then, I am typical. 87 00:05:47,910 --> 00:05:50,310 Now, that is just one more little thing in life 88 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:52,450 that we shall have to put up with, isn't it? 89 00:05:52,480 --> 00:05:53,680 Now-- - Here it comes. 90 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:54,380 - If you don't mind. 91 00:05:54,420 --> 00:05:56,750 - If you don't mind. 92 00:05:56,790 --> 00:06:00,090 It used to be frightfully upper class, "if you don't mind." 93 00:06:01,190 --> 00:06:04,660 Aristocratic approbation, ever so genteel. 94 00:06:04,690 --> 00:06:06,060 If you don't mind. 95 00:06:06,090 --> 00:06:07,900 But actually now, old boy, it's become rather vulgar, 96 00:06:07,930 --> 00:06:08,700 and I'd rather you didn't use it. 97 00:06:08,730 --> 00:06:11,070 If you don't mind. 98 00:06:11,100 --> 00:06:13,570 - Now look here, will you please tell me 99 00:06:13,600 --> 00:06:14,840 if you have decided to annoy me 100 00:06:14,870 --> 00:06:16,140 until we reach the next station? 101 00:06:16,170 --> 00:06:19,510 Because if so, I shan't try to read at all. 102 00:06:19,540 --> 00:06:20,410 - I'm not trying to annoy you. 103 00:06:20,440 --> 00:06:21,740 - Well, then, let me put it this way. 104 00:06:21,780 --> 00:06:24,110 You have succeeded without trying. 105 00:06:24,150 --> 00:06:26,050 - Well, I certainly didn't think I was annoying you. 106 00:06:26,080 --> 00:06:27,350 - Well, you were. 107 00:06:28,950 --> 00:06:30,550 - But I'm not now, am I? 108 00:06:30,590 --> 00:06:33,790 - Would you like something to read or are you too drunk? 109 00:06:33,820 --> 00:06:34,960 - I'm not drunk. 110 00:06:35,060 --> 00:06:36,060 - Then you should see a psychologist. 111 00:06:37,130 --> 00:06:39,390 - And I have something to read, thank you. 112 00:06:39,430 --> 00:06:40,760 - All right, then, why don't you read it, then? 113 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:42,060 - Very well. 114 00:06:44,730 --> 00:06:46,100 You don't have to take that attitude. 115 00:06:49,140 --> 00:06:51,540 Of course, it's typical of your kind 116 00:06:51,570 --> 00:06:53,510 to be rude to strangers. 117 00:06:53,540 --> 00:06:55,540 (cries) 118 00:06:56,110 --> 00:06:58,180 - Are you all right? 119 00:06:58,210 --> 00:06:59,110 - Yes. 120 00:06:59,150 --> 00:07:00,420 - [George] Are you sure? 121 00:07:00,450 --> 00:07:01,280 - Yes. 122 00:07:03,550 --> 00:07:03,920 I'm sorry I annoyed you. 123 00:07:05,650 --> 00:07:07,060 I'm really not like that. 124 00:07:07,920 --> 00:07:09,520 Please forgive me. 125 00:07:09,560 --> 00:07:10,890 - Oh no, that's quite all right. 126 00:07:10,930 --> 00:07:13,260 - I work too hard, you see. 127 00:07:13,290 --> 00:07:15,660 - Oh, that's a common fault these days. 128 00:07:15,700 --> 00:07:16,830 - It's when the pressure comes off 129 00:07:16,870 --> 00:07:19,700 I have a tendency to go boyishly hysterical. 130 00:07:19,730 --> 00:07:20,640 - I see. 131 00:07:20,670 --> 00:07:22,070 - I've been to the psychologist, 132 00:07:22,100 --> 00:07:24,740 and they say it's a perfectly normal reaction 133 00:07:24,770 --> 00:07:26,270 to my sort of work. 134 00:07:26,310 --> 00:07:27,410 - I see. 135 00:07:27,440 --> 00:07:28,040 - [Stranger] I'm dreadfully sorry. 136 00:07:30,510 --> 00:07:31,810 - That's quite all right. 137 00:07:31,850 --> 00:07:33,150 - I'm a physicist. 138 00:07:33,180 --> 00:07:34,420 - Oh, how interesting. 139 00:07:34,450 --> 00:07:36,050 - I'm afraid that's all the Ministry 140 00:07:36,080 --> 00:07:37,890 will allow me to say about it. 141 00:07:37,920 --> 00:07:40,190 - I'm in the brokerage business myself. 142 00:07:40,220 --> 00:07:40,890 The City. 143 00:07:40,920 --> 00:07:41,920 - Oh. 144 00:07:41,960 --> 00:07:43,220 - Nothing but high pressure. 145 00:07:43,260 --> 00:07:44,460 I tell you, I don't think I could stick it 146 00:07:44,490 --> 00:07:45,830 myself these days if I didn't have a little place 147 00:07:45,860 --> 00:07:48,100 in the country I could go to near Llandrin. 148 00:07:50,700 --> 00:07:52,200 - Near Llandrin? 149 00:07:52,230 --> 00:07:53,070 - Yes. 150 00:07:54,140 --> 00:07:55,600 - That's a coincidence. 151 00:07:56,740 --> 00:07:58,770 I have a place myself near Llandrin. 152 00:07:58,810 --> 00:08:00,640 - Really? - Yes. 153 00:08:01,910 --> 00:08:04,250 Isn't it a charming little town? 154 00:08:04,280 --> 00:08:09,320 - Well, now, I said that I had a place near Llandrin. 155 00:08:10,750 --> 00:08:12,020 Actually that does make it sound rather grand, doesn't it? 156 00:08:14,120 --> 00:08:18,390 Really, you see, well, I have a caravan. 157 00:08:18,430 --> 00:08:20,530 I have it parked on the edge of a field 158 00:08:20,560 --> 00:08:20,930 on a hill over the town. 159 00:08:21,030 --> 00:08:23,200 - A caravan. 160 00:08:23,230 --> 00:08:23,900 - Yes. 161 00:08:23,930 --> 00:08:26,130 - You have a caravan? 162 00:08:26,170 --> 00:08:27,270 - Yes. 163 00:08:27,300 --> 00:08:28,640 (laughs) 164 00:08:28,670 --> 00:08:29,700 - Isn't that a laugh! 165 00:08:29,740 --> 00:08:31,710 (laughs) 166 00:08:31,740 --> 00:08:33,210 - I don't use it very often. 167 00:08:33,240 --> 00:08:34,110 (laughs) 168 00:08:34,140 --> 00:08:35,780 I don't see what there is that's so funny 169 00:08:35,810 --> 00:08:38,180 about having a caravan, however. 170 00:08:38,210 --> 00:08:40,250 - No, no, no, the fact is, 171 00:08:41,080 --> 00:08:43,180 I have a caravan too. 172 00:08:43,220 --> 00:08:44,050 - Oh. 173 00:08:44,950 --> 00:08:45,820 You do? 174 00:08:45,850 --> 00:08:47,460 - Yes. 175 00:08:47,490 --> 00:08:48,520 - Really? 176 00:08:48,560 --> 00:08:49,320 - Yes. 177 00:08:49,360 --> 00:08:50,790 But I think we were both referring 178 00:08:50,830 --> 00:08:53,630 to them ever so vaguely as 179 00:08:54,560 --> 00:08:56,260 country houses, weren't we? 180 00:08:56,300 --> 00:08:57,570 (laughs) 181 00:08:57,600 --> 00:09:00,770 - Well, one does always put on a little side, eh? 182 00:09:00,800 --> 00:09:02,000 - Look here. 183 00:09:03,140 --> 00:09:05,870 My caravan's on the edge of a farm over the town, 184 00:09:05,910 --> 00:09:06,880 just like yours. 185 00:09:06,910 --> 00:09:08,580 - Oh, really? 186 00:09:08,610 --> 00:09:09,480 - Yes. 187 00:09:09,510 --> 00:09:10,780 Strange we haven't met before. 188 00:09:10,810 --> 00:09:15,050 - I thought I knew the area very well. 189 00:09:15,080 --> 00:09:16,690 I used to spend all my weekends 190 00:09:16,720 --> 00:09:18,590 walking all through the country. 191 00:09:18,620 --> 00:09:20,320 I mean, I still do. 192 00:09:20,360 --> 00:09:22,890 Unless I'm tied up. 193 00:09:22,920 --> 00:09:25,830 - Who owns the farm you are on? 194 00:09:25,860 --> 00:09:26,800 - Williams. 195 00:09:26,830 --> 00:09:28,130 Williams' dairy farm. 196 00:09:28,160 --> 00:09:29,700 - Oh? 197 00:09:29,730 --> 00:09:31,330 I'm on Williams' property too. 198 00:09:32,100 --> 00:09:32,870 - Williams', the dairy? 199 00:09:32,900 --> 00:09:35,270 - Yes, Williams', the dairy. 200 00:09:35,300 --> 00:09:37,670 Curious, isn't it, that we hadn't seen one another. 201 00:09:37,710 --> 00:09:40,840 - Tell me, where are you parked, exactly? 202 00:09:40,880 --> 00:09:43,650 - Well, it's rather difficult to describe. 203 00:09:44,650 --> 00:09:45,480 - Look. 204 00:09:47,050 --> 00:09:49,050 I go out of the station. 205 00:09:49,050 --> 00:09:52,050 I walk straight through the town, past the pub. 206 00:09:52,090 --> 00:09:55,220 There I cut through the alleyway out of the town, 207 00:09:55,260 --> 00:09:58,960 and I take the footpath past the brook, up the hill. 208 00:09:59,060 --> 00:10:01,530 - Yes, yes, I know exactly where you mean. 209 00:10:01,560 --> 00:10:03,030 I go that way myself. 210 00:10:03,060 --> 00:10:06,670 - Then I go down the road for about 150 feet. 211 00:10:06,700 --> 00:10:07,500 There's a gate. 212 00:10:08,440 --> 00:10:10,870 I am parked right inside that gate 213 00:10:10,910 --> 00:10:12,140 in the corner of the field. 214 00:10:12,170 --> 00:10:15,580 - Tell me, when did our sly friend Williams 215 00:10:15,610 --> 00:10:16,280 rent this caravan to you? 216 00:10:16,310 --> 00:10:18,880 - Oh, he didn't rent it to me. 217 00:10:18,910 --> 00:10:21,050 Oh, no, no, I lease the land from him. 218 00:10:21,080 --> 00:10:22,580 The caravan is mine. 219 00:10:22,620 --> 00:10:23,520 I moved it there myself. 220 00:10:23,550 --> 00:10:25,590 I've had it there for years. 221 00:10:25,620 --> 00:10:26,690 - Most curious. 222 00:10:28,160 --> 00:10:31,460 - We simply can't be talking about the same place. 223 00:10:31,490 --> 00:10:34,200 No, we can't, because when Williams leased that land to me, 224 00:10:34,230 --> 00:10:36,100 he promised me that he would not allow 225 00:10:36,130 --> 00:10:36,900 anyone else to park there. 226 00:10:36,930 --> 00:10:39,370 - He told me the same thing. 227 00:10:39,400 --> 00:10:42,140 And as far as I could see three weeks ago, 228 00:10:42,170 --> 00:10:44,240 he hadn't broken his word. 229 00:10:44,270 --> 00:10:46,610 - I believe it's in my lease. 230 00:10:46,640 --> 00:10:47,480 I mean, he got... 231 00:10:51,950 --> 00:10:53,920 What did you say? 232 00:10:53,950 --> 00:10:57,820 - There was only one caravan on Williams' farm, 233 00:10:57,850 --> 00:10:58,820 and that was mine. 234 00:10:58,850 --> 00:11:01,190 A green one. 235 00:11:01,220 --> 00:11:03,660 Parked in the position you've just described. 236 00:11:08,530 --> 00:11:11,330 - You're having another one of your spells, aren't you? 237 00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:16,300 - I believe we're going to be late this evening. 238 00:11:16,340 --> 00:11:17,340 In the hundreds of times I've taken this train, 239 00:11:17,370 --> 00:11:20,140 I don't think it's been on time once. 240 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:22,380 Is that your experience too? 241 00:11:22,410 --> 00:11:23,240 - Yes. 242 00:11:23,280 --> 00:11:23,950 No. 243 00:11:23,980 --> 00:11:25,380 The train is never on time. 244 00:11:27,380 --> 00:11:31,450 Oh, look, don't you think we should talk about this? 245 00:11:31,490 --> 00:11:34,120 I mean, I don't see any necessity for rudeness. 246 00:11:35,090 --> 00:11:36,090 There's just been a little mistake. 247 00:11:36,090 --> 00:11:39,730 Now, look, we can't possibly both of us 248 00:11:39,760 --> 00:11:41,860 own the same caravan, now, can we? 249 00:11:41,900 --> 00:11:43,400 Actually, I think it's very interesting. 250 00:11:43,430 --> 00:11:45,330 Oh, here, allow me. 251 00:11:45,370 --> 00:11:48,170 You know, I think it's one of those things, 252 00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:49,500 once we have it straightened out, 253 00:11:49,540 --> 00:11:51,010 it's going to make a very, very funny story. 254 00:11:53,110 --> 00:11:55,110 I'm sure the whole thing is explainable. 255 00:11:55,110 --> 00:11:56,410 - By my madness, you mean. 256 00:11:56,440 --> 00:11:57,310 - Oh, no. 257 00:11:57,350 --> 00:11:59,710 Oh, no, no, no, no, I didn't say that. 258 00:11:59,750 --> 00:12:01,220 - But you think I'm mad, don't you? 259 00:12:01,250 --> 00:12:02,550 - No! 260 00:12:02,580 --> 00:12:03,350 - So. 261 00:12:04,220 --> 00:12:05,790 You pretended to own my caravan 262 00:12:05,820 --> 00:12:07,420 just to torment me, didn't you? 263 00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:08,290 - No. - Just to see 264 00:12:08,320 --> 00:12:09,290 the monkey dance! 265 00:12:09,320 --> 00:12:11,430 - There's just been a little mistake. 266 00:12:11,460 --> 00:12:13,560 - I have made no mistake. 267 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:16,330 I am going to my green caravan, 268 00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:19,070 the position of which you described very accurately, 269 00:12:19,070 --> 00:12:21,170 and I'm going to spend the weekend there, 270 00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:24,370 resting and taking walks in the surrounding country. 271 00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:26,440 I hope I shan't be bothered by anyone. 272 00:12:26,470 --> 00:12:28,940 'Cause these weekends away from my work are very important. 273 00:12:28,980 --> 00:12:31,810 Not only to me but in some small way, I believe, 274 00:12:31,850 --> 00:12:34,250 to the defense of this nation. 275 00:12:38,650 --> 00:12:39,490 - Well, 276 00:12:42,090 --> 00:12:45,230 I'm not going to argue about the obvious. 277 00:12:50,800 --> 00:12:53,130 It's my caravan, and there is no argument. 278 00:12:58,970 --> 00:13:01,780 How many beds are there in your caravan? 279 00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:11,790 My caravan has one large bed. 280 00:13:11,820 --> 00:13:13,050 It's a permanent bed. 281 00:13:14,690 --> 00:13:20,200 The sink is stainless steel, the tap is nickel plated, 282 00:13:20,230 --> 00:13:22,830 and it has an H on it instead of a C, 283 00:13:22,860 --> 00:13:25,130 even though it is cold water. 284 00:13:25,170 --> 00:13:28,300 That's because the day I went into the shop to get it, 285 00:13:29,640 --> 00:13:31,640 it was the only one they had. 286 00:13:33,810 --> 00:13:35,110 There are yellow curtains on the window. 287 00:13:35,140 --> 00:13:36,280 I'm afraid they're not very well made, 288 00:13:36,310 --> 00:13:37,810 because I put them up myself. 289 00:13:37,850 --> 00:13:40,480 - Liar, I put those curtains up! 290 00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:44,190 So you have been in my caravan, you rotten sneak! 291 00:13:44,920 --> 00:13:47,220 But you know about the tap. 292 00:13:49,090 --> 00:13:51,290 How did you know about the tap? 293 00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:51,960 It was the last one in the shop that day. 294 00:13:51,990 --> 00:13:54,100 You couldn't have known! 295 00:13:55,730 --> 00:13:58,270 How did you know that? 296 00:13:58,300 --> 00:13:59,130 - You're 297 00:14:00,500 --> 00:14:03,470 repeating my own words back to me. 298 00:14:03,940 --> 00:14:05,710 You're crazy. 299 00:14:05,740 --> 00:14:07,910 You can't fool me. 300 00:14:07,940 --> 00:14:10,710 You're some kind of nut, that's what you are. 301 00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:12,580 - You believe that if it comforts you. 302 00:14:14,050 --> 00:14:14,920 - It's my caravan. 303 00:14:14,950 --> 00:14:18,390 We are talking about my caravan. 304 00:14:18,420 --> 00:14:19,120 - [Stranger] We'll see who sleeps there tonight. 305 00:14:19,150 --> 00:14:21,560 - Say what you like. - Now, 306 00:14:21,590 --> 00:14:23,690 if you don't mind. 307 00:14:23,730 --> 00:14:25,660 - Now, if you don't mind. 308 00:14:25,690 --> 00:14:27,060 If that isn't typical. 309 00:14:27,860 --> 00:14:29,930 - I beg your pardon? 310 00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:32,270 - I said if that isn't typical, 311 00:14:32,300 --> 00:14:34,740 typical of a grade-A nut, I don't know what is. 312 00:14:35,870 --> 00:14:38,540 - If you continue to annoy me, 313 00:14:38,570 --> 00:14:40,410 I shall pull the emergency cord. 314 00:14:40,440 --> 00:14:41,280 - Annoy you! 315 00:14:42,640 --> 00:14:43,580 The key! 316 00:14:43,610 --> 00:14:45,080 Ah, now, I have the key. 317 00:14:45,110 --> 00:14:49,080 Now, tell me, would I have the key to your caravan? 318 00:14:53,660 --> 00:14:54,960 - How did you get that key? 319 00:14:54,990 --> 00:14:56,220 - Thought you'd say that. 320 00:14:56,260 --> 00:14:57,730 Typical! 321 00:14:57,760 --> 00:14:59,230 - When you lit my cigarette, 322 00:14:59,260 --> 00:15:00,830 you picked my pocket, didn't you? 323 00:15:00,860 --> 00:15:02,330 Give me that key! - Ah! 324 00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:03,030 Ha ha. 325 00:15:03,030 --> 00:15:04,500 - You swine! 326 00:15:04,530 --> 00:15:05,030 - Ha ha. - Here! 327 00:15:05,030 --> 00:15:06,770 - [George] Ooh! 328 00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:08,370 - Take that! 329 00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:09,400 Ooh! - Oh! 330 00:15:09,440 --> 00:15:10,110 - Oh! 331 00:15:10,140 --> 00:15:10,940 - Now, you forced me to do that. 332 00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:13,340 You did, it was self defense. 333 00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:14,580 There was nothing else I could do. 334 00:15:14,610 --> 00:15:15,910 Now, I'm sorry if I hurt you, but you forced me. 335 00:15:15,940 --> 00:15:18,250 - Give me back my key. 336 00:15:18,280 --> 00:15:20,050 - Oh, look here. 337 00:15:20,050 --> 00:15:20,920 Don't you think you have carried this far enough? 338 00:15:20,950 --> 00:15:21,820 Now, if you give me any more trouble, 339 00:15:21,850 --> 00:15:24,090 I am going to go to the police. 340 00:15:24,120 --> 00:15:26,790 - Yes, I'm sure they'd like to hear how you assaulted me! 341 00:15:26,820 --> 00:15:28,920 - That was self defense, anyway. 342 00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:30,330 - We'll see. 343 00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:31,690 - Oh! 344 00:15:31,730 --> 00:15:33,730 - [Conductor] Llandrin! 345 00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:35,660 - I don't care what you say. 346 00:15:35,700 --> 00:15:36,900 I am going to my caravan. 347 00:15:36,930 --> 00:15:41,170 If there is any trouble, I'm going to the police. 348 00:15:55,380 --> 00:15:56,220 Taxi! 349 00:16:00,690 --> 00:16:03,590 (suspenseful music) 350 00:16:40,830 --> 00:16:42,930 Oh, I beg your pardon. 351 00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:44,070 - Ahem. 352 00:17:13,330 --> 00:17:16,030 (phone dinging) 353 00:17:22,940 --> 00:17:23,870 - [Operator] Operator. 354 00:17:23,910 --> 00:17:25,110 - Miss? - Yes? 355 00:17:25,140 --> 00:17:27,110 - I would like Glynmon 239, please. 356 00:17:27,140 --> 00:17:30,310 And I'm in rather a hurry, thank you. 357 00:17:35,080 --> 00:17:37,720 (phone ringing) 358 00:17:42,920 --> 00:17:46,390 (light music) 359 00:19:11,010 --> 00:19:13,010 (door closing) 360 00:19:38,940 --> 00:19:40,040 Go away and leave me alone! 361 00:19:47,780 --> 00:19:49,180 What are you doing? 362 00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:55,620 He's out of his mind. 363 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:02,800 You. 364 00:20:02,830 --> 00:20:04,570 Clear off my land. 365 00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:06,330 This is my field and my caravan. 366 00:20:06,370 --> 00:20:08,970 And if you don't clear off, I'm going to call the police. 367 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:12,010 (window rattling) 368 00:20:21,180 --> 00:20:23,450 What are you digging that hole for? 369 00:20:23,490 --> 00:20:27,190 - I'm digging this hole for you, George. 370 00:20:27,220 --> 00:20:28,260 - For me? 371 00:20:28,290 --> 00:20:30,030 - I may dig another for your girlfriend, 372 00:20:30,060 --> 00:20:32,930 but I haven't made up my mind about that yet. 373 00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:34,900 - What girlfriend? 374 00:20:34,930 --> 00:20:36,000 - She'll be along in a little while. 375 00:20:37,730 --> 00:20:39,070 Your girlfriend. 376 00:20:39,100 --> 00:20:40,940 - But I haven't got a girlfriend. 377 00:20:40,970 --> 00:20:42,770 Are you stark raving mad? 378 00:20:44,570 --> 00:20:46,510 - Two whole lovely days. 379 00:20:48,810 --> 00:20:50,910 Two, count them. 380 00:20:50,950 --> 00:20:52,610 - All right, then, I do have a girlfriend. 381 00:20:52,650 --> 00:20:53,850 What business is that of yours? 382 00:20:53,880 --> 00:20:55,520 Uh-oh. 383 00:20:56,950 --> 00:21:01,290 I suppose that I must not bring my girlfriend 384 00:21:01,320 --> 00:21:04,690 into your caravan, is that it? 385 00:21:04,730 --> 00:21:07,160 - It isn't my caravan. 386 00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:08,460 I was just fooling you. 387 00:21:09,700 --> 00:21:10,870 I didn't know where it was. 388 00:21:10,900 --> 00:21:14,170 I wanted to make sure you'd lead me to it. 389 00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:17,570 - Who are you? 390 00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:19,070 - Take a guess, George. 391 00:21:21,380 --> 00:21:22,180 - Her husband. 392 00:21:29,780 --> 00:21:31,390 What rotten luck. 393 00:21:51,770 --> 00:21:54,110 Now, look here, old man. 394 00:21:54,110 --> 00:21:56,510 I am not going to try and lie to you. 395 00:21:56,540 --> 00:21:56,810 - That's good. 396 00:21:59,250 --> 00:22:00,080 - It was 397 00:22:02,080 --> 00:22:04,050 simply one of those things, 398 00:22:04,050 --> 00:22:06,350 and I'm awfully sorry that it had to happen. 399 00:22:07,420 --> 00:22:10,060 - I'm going to kill you, George. 400 00:22:10,060 --> 00:22:13,900 Shortly after, when she arrives, I may kill her as well, 401 00:22:13,930 --> 00:22:17,170 but I haven't made up my mind about that yet. 402 00:22:18,630 --> 00:22:22,170 (door closing) 403 00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:28,480 - Would you like a drink? 404 00:22:28,510 --> 00:22:28,780 - Later on. 405 00:22:30,410 --> 00:22:33,150 Actually, I'd rather you didn't come any further than that. 406 00:22:33,180 --> 00:22:34,150 - Why? 407 00:22:34,180 --> 00:22:35,720 - Because you can run faster than I can, 408 00:22:35,750 --> 00:22:39,620 and I don't want you to get away as the last one did. 409 00:22:39,650 --> 00:22:40,890 - Now, see here. 410 00:22:41,920 --> 00:22:43,220 - There's a gun in this case. 411 00:22:43,260 --> 00:22:44,730 I'll use it if you step out of that doorway. 412 00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:50,770 - Look, now, surely we can talk about this. 413 00:22:52,670 --> 00:22:52,930 - Not really. 414 00:22:54,670 --> 00:22:57,440 The one thing we have in common, 415 00:22:57,470 --> 00:22:59,610 I mean our woman, George, 416 00:22:59,640 --> 00:23:02,110 is a joy to you and an agony to me. 417 00:23:03,410 --> 00:23:06,610 What can joy possibly say that agony will understand? 418 00:23:06,650 --> 00:23:09,120 - I didn't know you felt that way about your wife. 419 00:23:09,150 --> 00:23:09,850 Really I didn't. 420 00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:12,120 - That's about all one can say. 421 00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:18,130 Of course, if we had time to know one another, 422 00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:19,390 we might become friends. 423 00:23:20,730 --> 00:23:21,530 Not really good friends. 424 00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:23,630 I find you a bit pompous. 425 00:23:23,670 --> 00:23:26,800 Certainly the best of acquaintances. 426 00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:28,900 - Oh, now, see here, I don't think 427 00:23:28,940 --> 00:23:32,410 it's too late at all for us to become friends. 428 00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:33,270 - Now, now, George. 429 00:23:33,310 --> 00:23:35,440 - No, no, no, it's true. 430 00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:37,680 Oh, I do have a pompous streak. 431 00:23:37,710 --> 00:23:38,980 It's my business. 432 00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:41,780 I am so glad that you mentioned it. 433 00:23:41,820 --> 00:23:42,920 Most of my friends, 434 00:23:42,950 --> 00:23:43,820 they would never bring it to my attention, 435 00:23:43,850 --> 00:23:45,790 and one should know these things. 436 00:23:45,820 --> 00:23:50,590 One should have a friend who will tell him these things. 437 00:23:50,630 --> 00:23:52,130 - I do wish you'd try to be brave. 438 00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:54,300 Of course, I can understand your anxiety, 439 00:23:54,330 --> 00:23:57,230 but she'll be along in a minute and it'll all be over. 440 00:23:58,500 --> 00:23:59,430 You've had a good run for your money. 441 00:23:59,470 --> 00:23:59,800 Now it's time to pay. 442 00:24:04,310 --> 00:24:05,510 Was she nice to you, by the way? 443 00:24:05,540 --> 00:24:08,540 - If you love your wife, how can you possibly ask me that? 444 00:24:08,580 --> 00:24:11,850 - Because I love her that I can ask. 445 00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:13,950 I live in the eye of this little hurricane 446 00:24:14,050 --> 00:24:15,750 of misery and anguish, George. 447 00:24:18,050 --> 00:24:20,090 I only ask because she treated 448 00:24:20,120 --> 00:24:22,060 her last boyfriend most abominably, 449 00:24:22,060 --> 00:24:22,660 as if he were some sort of animal. 450 00:24:22,690 --> 00:24:23,660 Dirt under her feet. 451 00:24:23,690 --> 00:24:26,060 I felt sorry for him, myself. 452 00:24:28,500 --> 00:24:33,500 Oh, you didn't know there'd been others. 453 00:24:33,540 --> 00:24:33,840 I'm sorry. 454 00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:36,840 I should have broken it to you more gently. 455 00:24:38,540 --> 00:24:39,670 Yes, come to think of it, 456 00:24:39,710 --> 00:24:41,710 it's harder for a boyfriend to find that out 457 00:24:41,740 --> 00:24:43,650 than a husband, really. 458 00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:46,880 There's so much ego involved in being a lover. 459 00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:49,480 A husband doesn't have to go on proving anything. 460 00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:51,920 Yes, she's quite a girl, our woman. 461 00:24:53,590 --> 00:24:54,720 But I decided it had to stop. 462 00:24:55,660 --> 00:24:58,260 So I set out to kill the last one. 463 00:24:58,990 --> 00:25:00,560 And I certainly would have, 464 00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:01,760 but for an unfortunate occurrence. 465 00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:05,600 - What happened? 466 00:25:05,630 --> 00:25:08,500 - Oh, don't hope it will happen again. 467 00:25:08,540 --> 00:25:10,040 I hadn't practiced using the gun. 468 00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:11,940 I missed, hit him in the leg. 469 00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:13,040 Ironic, because I understand 470 00:25:13,040 --> 00:25:14,680 he's got a limp today, just like mine. 471 00:25:16,340 --> 00:25:21,380 Anyway, he ran off, and I allowed our woman to pacify me. 472 00:25:21,420 --> 00:25:23,050 It was a mistake. 473 00:25:23,050 --> 00:25:25,490 - Oh, oh, no, no, I don't know. 474 00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:27,560 Now, didn't you feel better after? 475 00:25:27,590 --> 00:25:28,560 I mean, after you'd calmed down? 476 00:25:28,590 --> 00:25:31,230 - Yes, but then it all began again. 477 00:25:32,190 --> 00:25:33,630 Nothing in life is ever really cured, 478 00:25:33,660 --> 00:25:35,360 George, by calming down. 479 00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:38,700 One must keep one's fire in the belly going. 480 00:25:40,540 --> 00:25:40,840 Stoke it up. 481 00:25:42,670 --> 00:25:43,470 Push the day's action to a climax. 482 00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:50,080 Why don't you have a few more drinks? 483 00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:51,780 No use going out with the shakes. 484 00:25:56,580 --> 00:25:59,650 How did she treat you, George? 485 00:25:59,690 --> 00:26:00,260 - Very well, I suppose. 486 00:26:00,290 --> 00:26:01,760 Oh, I don't know! 487 00:26:01,790 --> 00:26:02,560 - You don't know? 488 00:26:02,590 --> 00:26:04,090 - No! 489 00:26:04,130 --> 00:26:05,560 - Does it embarrass you to talk about her? 490 00:26:05,590 --> 00:26:09,830 - Yes, I suppose it does in a way, yes. 491 00:26:09,860 --> 00:26:12,170 - Youth seems to be fashionable. 492 00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:13,170 - Youth? 493 00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:14,340 - Yeah. 494 00:26:14,370 --> 00:26:15,670 They're getting younger and younger these days. 495 00:26:17,070 --> 00:26:19,640 You weren't on much of a poetic plane with her, were you? 496 00:26:19,670 --> 00:26:22,580 All tickle and slap, was it? 497 00:26:22,610 --> 00:26:24,950 - I don't know very much about women, really. 498 00:26:25,050 --> 00:26:27,050 - Oh, you aren't a married man? 499 00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:29,380 - No, no! 500 00:26:29,420 --> 00:26:30,690 - That's good. 501 00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:32,520 That makes it much easier for me. 502 00:26:32,550 --> 00:26:35,790 (car engine revving) 503 00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:40,100 - No, wait-- - Step out here. 504 00:26:40,130 --> 00:26:40,960 Come on. 505 00:26:42,300 --> 00:26:43,230 Come on. 506 00:26:43,260 --> 00:26:44,070 Turn around. 507 00:26:47,140 --> 00:26:49,070 I want to hear her say your name. 508 00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:51,810 That's going to be the signal. 509 00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:53,810 When she says "George." 510 00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:57,150 - You are being rash. 511 00:26:57,850 --> 00:26:59,080 If we could only talk. 512 00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:01,620 - Oh, lower your hands, you look ridiculous. 513 00:27:01,650 --> 00:27:03,050 It'll be the last sight of your lives, 514 00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:05,520 so you might as well make her think you're a brave boy. 515 00:27:05,550 --> 00:27:08,820 - Please, please, you can't. 516 00:27:11,630 --> 00:27:15,230 (car engine revving) 517 00:27:15,260 --> 00:27:17,430 - I didn't think it was her. 518 00:27:17,470 --> 00:27:19,030 She's fast, but not that fast. 519 00:27:22,570 --> 00:27:23,510 Here, you dig for a while. 520 00:27:23,540 --> 00:27:25,770 Keep your mind off things. 521 00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:28,240 - Me? 522 00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:29,310 - Yes, hop in there. 523 00:27:31,450 --> 00:27:31,750 Go on. 524 00:27:39,620 --> 00:27:40,720 Well, dig! 525 00:27:42,190 --> 00:27:44,830 (George growls) 526 00:27:47,660 --> 00:27:50,870 - You'll never get away with this, you know. 527 00:27:50,900 --> 00:27:53,640 - Here, you're feeling better already, aren't you? 528 00:27:53,670 --> 00:27:55,770 - They'll hang you. 529 00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:57,570 If there's a God in heaven, they will hang you. 530 00:27:57,610 --> 00:28:00,240 - Yes, I fully expect they will. 531 00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:04,480 Unless I can establish a diminished responsibility. 532 00:28:04,510 --> 00:28:05,610 Pressure of work and all that. 533 00:28:05,650 --> 00:28:06,750 Actually, I'm rather looking forward to it. 534 00:28:08,780 --> 00:28:12,390 You see, George, I've given up. 535 00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:18,930 And like you, I need this woman on a very permanent basis. 536 00:28:19,890 --> 00:28:22,760 I only feel at ease when I'm with her. 537 00:28:24,370 --> 00:28:29,400 When she's beside me in a room, my mind stops working, 538 00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:33,680 and the door closes on the world, 539 00:28:33,710 --> 00:28:37,050 and all is well, and I'm at home. 540 00:28:39,780 --> 00:28:41,250 I suppose she is my home. 541 00:28:42,650 --> 00:28:44,920 Can you understand? 542 00:28:46,490 --> 00:28:47,790 - Well, yes. 543 00:28:50,060 --> 00:28:51,790 I felt that way with my mother. 544 00:28:52,890 --> 00:28:55,330 - Yes, that would explain why you never married. 545 00:28:56,800 --> 00:29:00,100 - Now, surely we can come to some sort of agreement. 546 00:29:00,140 --> 00:29:03,000 What good is it going to do to kill me? 547 00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:05,510 - It isn't a matter of good, actually. 548 00:29:05,540 --> 00:29:08,680 - Killing me is not going to make your wife a better woman. 549 00:29:10,110 --> 00:29:12,350 - I do wish you'd dig more and talk less. 550 00:29:13,850 --> 00:29:16,690 - It isn't going to make her love you more. 551 00:29:17,750 --> 00:29:20,760 - You're making it very difficult for me. 552 00:29:20,790 --> 00:29:23,860 I don't want to start feeling sympathy for you. 553 00:29:23,890 --> 00:29:26,900 - I don't deserve to die for this, and you know it. 554 00:29:28,500 --> 00:29:30,870 Oh, look, it's not the same today. 555 00:29:30,900 --> 00:29:32,400 A hundred years ago, yes. 556 00:29:32,430 --> 00:29:36,600 Then they thought of a woman as a sort of possession. 557 00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:37,470 - Yes. 558 00:29:37,510 --> 00:29:38,740 - Like your horse. 559 00:29:38,770 --> 00:29:43,580 If a man stole your wife or your horse, you shot him. 560 00:29:43,610 --> 00:29:44,550 - Mm. 561 00:29:44,580 --> 00:29:45,650 - But not anymore. 562 00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:49,120 No, we don't do that anymore today. 563 00:29:50,550 --> 00:29:53,320 A man doesn't own a wife today. 564 00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:55,520 More likely the wife owns him. 565 00:29:55,560 --> 00:29:57,360 - Keep digging. 566 00:29:57,390 --> 00:29:58,390 I've made up my mind. 567 00:29:59,730 --> 00:30:01,230 Nothing is going to change my mind this time. 568 00:30:01,260 --> 00:30:02,100 Nothing! 569 00:30:05,570 --> 00:30:09,240 - You'll never forgive yourself. 570 00:30:09,270 --> 00:30:10,710 It's an injustice. 571 00:30:10,740 --> 00:30:12,210 - It is not an injustice. 572 00:30:13,270 --> 00:30:13,780 I have ever moral right. 573 00:30:13,810 --> 00:30:15,640 (car engine revving) 574 00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:18,950 Here, get inside. 575 00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:22,450 Get in there where I can keep an eye on you. 576 00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:24,490 (sighs) 577 00:30:31,630 --> 00:30:33,030 Close the door. 578 00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:46,410 - I would seem to be at the end of my rope. 579 00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:48,410 But I still have a long way to go. 580 00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:52,750 Our second half follows this announcement 581 00:30:52,780 --> 00:30:57,050 from your friendly neighborhood television station. 582 00:31:01,220 --> 00:31:02,060 - That's better. 583 00:31:03,060 --> 00:31:05,390 Extraordinary what a softening effect 584 00:31:05,430 --> 00:31:07,430 the evening air has upon a man's brain. 585 00:31:07,460 --> 00:31:10,470 I was almost beginning to weaken out there. 586 00:31:12,070 --> 00:31:14,800 You don't look nearly as deserving in here, I must say. 587 00:31:15,570 --> 00:31:17,710 All scared and sweaty. 588 00:31:18,710 --> 00:31:20,080 How could she bear you? 589 00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:23,180 Yes, I think I could shoot you in here 590 00:31:23,210 --> 00:31:24,680 without feeling too much grief. 591 00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:29,650 - There is absolutely no necessity for being rude. 592 00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:31,620 You yourself said there was nothing personal. 593 00:31:31,650 --> 00:31:33,220 It's purely an accident of fate 594 00:31:33,250 --> 00:31:34,660 that I happen to be sitting here. 595 00:31:34,690 --> 00:31:35,560 - True. 596 00:31:35,590 --> 00:31:36,620 - If she was as free and easy as you say, 597 00:31:36,660 --> 00:31:37,360 it could easily have been somebody else. 598 00:31:37,390 --> 00:31:38,830 - Do shut up. 599 00:31:38,860 --> 00:31:41,400 - I mean that I am not responsible for the way I look. 600 00:31:41,430 --> 00:31:43,800 I did not design myself. 601 00:31:43,830 --> 00:31:46,970 - Don't worry, you're about to undergo some alterations. 602 00:31:49,300 --> 00:31:51,170 Save a drop for me. 603 00:31:51,210 --> 00:31:52,810 I may want to get drunk later on. 604 00:31:53,710 --> 00:31:54,710 - Oh. 605 00:31:56,110 --> 00:31:57,950 Oh, so you admit it. 606 00:31:59,110 --> 00:32:02,480 You don't want to go through with this at all. 607 00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:04,220 - No, but I'm going to. 608 00:32:10,460 --> 00:32:13,400 - How did you know that I was on that train? 609 00:32:13,430 --> 00:32:15,360 - I know about the whole weekend. 610 00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:16,970 - A detective! 611 00:32:17,070 --> 00:32:18,170 You had her trailed. 612 00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:20,200 I didn't tell you, so she must have. 613 00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:22,240 - On the contrary, you did tell me. 614 00:32:22,270 --> 00:32:24,310 You gave me the whole plan. 615 00:32:24,340 --> 00:32:25,640 You know that habit she has 616 00:32:25,670 --> 00:32:27,340 of tucking things into the top of her dress? 617 00:32:27,380 --> 00:32:29,510 - Yes, used tissues, mostly. 618 00:32:29,540 --> 00:32:30,910 Infuriating habit. 619 00:32:30,950 --> 00:32:34,220 - Well, that's where she tucked your letter when it arrived. 620 00:32:34,250 --> 00:32:35,680 - Letter? 621 00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:36,650 Letter? 622 00:32:36,690 --> 00:32:38,950 What letter? I never wrote her a letter. 623 00:32:38,990 --> 00:32:41,290 - Then she went out to do some gardening, and it fell out. 624 00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:43,360 Surprising, because she's rather 625 00:32:43,390 --> 00:32:45,490 well endowed in that respect. 626 00:32:45,530 --> 00:32:47,300 Anyway, I found the letter the next day, 627 00:32:47,330 --> 00:32:49,560 lying on the compost heap. 628 00:32:50,430 --> 00:32:52,830 "Dear darling baby." 629 00:32:52,870 --> 00:32:54,200 - But I never wrote her a letter. 630 00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:55,640 Do you think I'm a fool? 631 00:32:55,670 --> 00:32:57,910 - Told me earlier you didn't have a girlfriend. 632 00:32:57,940 --> 00:32:59,610 - Yes, but I never wrote her a letter! 633 00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:01,880 (knocking on door) 634 00:33:01,910 --> 00:33:02,380 - She must have left her car in the town. 635 00:33:02,410 --> 00:33:04,110 Open the door. 636 00:33:04,150 --> 00:33:06,080 - Oh, no, no, no, no, now, look, there has been a mistake. 637 00:33:06,110 --> 00:33:07,150 - Open the door. 638 00:33:07,180 --> 00:33:08,420 - No, look, you've got to listen to me. 639 00:33:08,450 --> 00:33:09,050 - I want her to see you. - I never wrote her a letter. 640 00:33:09,050 --> 00:33:09,620 - I want to hear her. 641 00:33:09,650 --> 00:33:10,690 I want her to see you die! 642 00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:11,190 - No, no, look, please, please listen to me. 643 00:33:11,220 --> 00:33:12,390 I'm innocent. 644 00:33:12,420 --> 00:33:13,290 - Open the door! - I'm not guilty. 645 00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:15,160 (knocking on door) 646 00:33:15,190 --> 00:33:16,620 - [Stranger] Open the door. 647 00:33:16,660 --> 00:33:18,290 (gasps) 648 00:33:18,330 --> 00:33:21,430 (knocking on door) 649 00:33:25,370 --> 00:33:26,600 - My father saw your light. 650 00:33:26,630 --> 00:33:30,440 Look you, I brought you your milk, Mr. George. 651 00:33:35,180 --> 00:33:36,880 - [George] Thank you. 652 00:33:42,850 --> 00:33:45,090 (exhales) 653 00:33:46,790 --> 00:33:49,490 - In front of that little girl. 654 00:33:51,490 --> 00:33:53,460 - I, I-- - Terrible thing. 655 00:33:53,500 --> 00:33:55,260 - [George] I never wrote her a letter. 656 00:33:55,300 --> 00:33:57,170 - It would have affected her whole life. 657 00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:58,930 - I never wrote her a letter. 658 00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:04,370 I never wrote her a letter in my whole life. 659 00:34:04,410 --> 00:34:06,510 I am innocent. 660 00:34:06,540 --> 00:34:08,540 - Oh, would you stop mumbling? 661 00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:10,450 You're not innocent. 662 00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:12,310 You admitted you're guilty. 663 00:34:12,350 --> 00:34:13,680 Even if you didn't write that letter, 664 00:34:13,720 --> 00:34:15,050 you're still guilty, aren't you? 665 00:34:15,080 --> 00:34:16,320 - Yes, but I-- 666 00:34:16,350 --> 00:34:17,350 - Oh, stop trying to squirm out of it. 667 00:34:17,390 --> 00:34:19,690 Anyway, I don't believe you. 668 00:34:19,720 --> 00:34:21,460 - You've got to believe me! 669 00:34:26,090 --> 00:34:26,960 - There. 670 00:34:27,060 --> 00:34:28,130 There it is. 671 00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:30,330 Do you deny you wrote that letter? 672 00:34:30,370 --> 00:34:31,200 - Oh! 673 00:34:32,770 --> 00:34:34,500 That's not my, I didn't write that, 674 00:34:34,540 --> 00:34:37,070 that's not my handwriting. 675 00:34:37,070 --> 00:34:37,870 It's not! 676 00:34:40,380 --> 00:34:41,680 - "Dear darling, 677 00:34:42,610 --> 00:34:44,350 "I have missed you so dreadfully, 678 00:34:44,380 --> 00:34:47,680 "dreadfully since last our lips touched. 679 00:34:47,720 --> 00:34:50,150 "But baby must not think of that, 680 00:34:50,190 --> 00:34:51,620 "or he will become too excited 681 00:34:51,650 --> 00:34:54,220 "to write his darling a letter. 682 00:34:54,260 --> 00:34:56,990 "All night baby has been awake--" 683 00:34:57,090 --> 00:34:58,530 - Does that sound like me? 684 00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:01,330 - I confess you don't look the type 685 00:35:01,360 --> 00:35:03,030 to write drivel like this. 686 00:35:03,030 --> 00:35:05,130 But then no man does, and there's a lot of it written. 687 00:35:05,170 --> 00:35:05,930 - Wait a minute. 688 00:35:07,740 --> 00:35:09,300 Read that again. 689 00:35:09,340 --> 00:35:10,470 - "Wondering what his darling 690 00:35:10,510 --> 00:35:13,640 "has been doing with her little self all day, 691 00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:15,540 "and if the dreadful ogre--" 692 00:35:15,580 --> 00:35:16,680 - Ogre, ogre, ogre. 693 00:35:17,380 --> 00:35:19,310 Look, that sounds like her. 694 00:35:19,350 --> 00:35:21,380 That's the way she writes. 695 00:35:21,420 --> 00:35:23,890 - Don't be ridiculous. 696 00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:26,050 Why would she write a letter, sign your name to it, 697 00:35:26,050 --> 00:35:27,420 and then go to all the trouble 698 00:35:27,460 --> 00:35:29,060 of mailing it to herself and having me find it? 699 00:35:29,060 --> 00:35:30,130 (grunts) Sit down! 700 00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:30,960 - No! 701 00:35:31,060 --> 00:35:32,130 Now look. 702 00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:33,230 You look at this. 703 00:35:33,260 --> 00:35:35,830 Now look, that's my handwriting, look! 704 00:35:37,300 --> 00:35:41,070 (paper rustling) 705 00:35:45,070 --> 00:35:46,110 - You disguised your writing. 706 00:35:46,140 --> 00:35:49,540 - Oh, did I know that you were going to find it? 707 00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:54,150 - No, no, that's true. 708 00:36:06,090 --> 00:36:06,930 Oh. 709 00:36:09,100 --> 00:36:10,200 - Yes. 710 00:36:10,230 --> 00:36:11,430 - Oh, no. 711 00:36:12,300 --> 00:36:15,100 - She knew you'd try to kill me. 712 00:36:16,300 --> 00:36:18,240 - You poor devil. 713 00:36:18,270 --> 00:36:19,310 How she must hate you. 714 00:36:19,340 --> 00:36:23,480 - Oh, don't feel sorry for me. 715 00:36:23,510 --> 00:36:25,650 No, she doesn't hate me. 716 00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:27,850 She doesn't feel anything for me. 717 00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:31,420 I am merely a diversion for the weekend. 718 00:36:34,190 --> 00:36:36,560 It's you she's after. 719 00:36:37,930 --> 00:36:38,760 - Me? 720 00:36:40,330 --> 00:36:42,560 - You'd hang if you killed me. 721 00:36:43,260 --> 00:36:45,730 - Oh. 722 00:36:45,770 --> 00:36:46,600 - It's clever. 723 00:36:47,700 --> 00:36:50,670 That way, she would be rid of both of us. 724 00:36:50,710 --> 00:36:52,470 - No, no. 725 00:36:52,510 --> 00:36:54,140 - She's bored. 726 00:36:54,180 --> 00:36:55,180 She's always bored. 727 00:36:56,950 --> 00:37:01,280 I don't mean any more to her than a fly on a windowpane. 728 00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:02,320 - She isn't that clever. 729 00:37:02,350 --> 00:37:04,350 She just isn't clever! 730 00:37:04,390 --> 00:37:06,120 - Isn't she? 731 00:37:08,020 --> 00:37:09,020 Isn't she? 732 00:37:10,090 --> 00:37:11,830 - It was the same last time! 733 00:37:11,860 --> 00:37:13,460 That other poor devil 734 00:37:13,500 --> 00:37:14,260 that I shot in the leg. 735 00:37:14,300 --> 00:37:15,700 It was a letter then. 736 00:37:15,730 --> 00:37:17,430 I found a letter that time too! 737 00:37:18,500 --> 00:37:20,440 Why didn't I see it then? 738 00:37:22,470 --> 00:37:24,640 - I know nobody's ever tried to kill me before. 739 00:37:24,670 --> 00:37:25,770 - She planned the whole thing. 740 00:37:25,810 --> 00:37:28,180 Only it was supposed to happen last time. 741 00:37:28,210 --> 00:37:32,050 - I'm not the kind of a fellow that one tries to kill. 742 00:37:33,050 --> 00:37:34,320 - And to think I've been living 743 00:37:34,350 --> 00:37:36,050 with a murderess all this time. 744 00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:40,190 - It changes the whole world, 745 00:37:40,220 --> 00:37:42,490 knowing that somebody wants you dead. 746 00:37:42,520 --> 00:37:45,060 Why, she could have killed me any time she wants. 747 00:37:46,190 --> 00:37:47,300 The thought of her frightens me now. 748 00:37:47,330 --> 00:37:48,760 She does frighten me. 749 00:37:49,630 --> 00:37:51,430 - I wonder if she's poisoned me. 750 00:37:51,470 --> 00:37:52,200 I haven't felt very well lately. 751 00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:57,570 - You know, I don't think that I will ever be able 752 00:37:57,610 --> 00:38:00,240 to trust another woman as long as I live. 753 00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:02,310 - She'll be here any minute. 754 00:38:02,340 --> 00:38:03,210 - Yes. 755 00:38:04,410 --> 00:38:06,720 Yes, just what are we going to do? 756 00:38:06,750 --> 00:38:10,520 What is she going to do when she finds out that we know? 757 00:38:10,550 --> 00:38:11,190 - Yes, what is she going to do? 758 00:38:11,220 --> 00:38:13,190 - Hm. 759 00:38:13,220 --> 00:38:17,690 Well, I'm leaving. 760 00:38:17,730 --> 00:38:18,530 I don't even want to see her. 761 00:38:20,500 --> 00:38:22,560 Yes, and you'd better come along too. 762 00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:24,030 You know, she's capable of anything. 763 00:38:24,030 --> 00:38:25,100 She's a monster. 764 00:38:25,130 --> 00:38:27,040 - No, no, no, I'm not leaving her. 765 00:38:28,100 --> 00:38:29,040 - What? 766 00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:30,110 - I'll never leave her. 767 00:38:32,310 --> 00:38:33,340 She mustn't find out we've worked it out. 768 00:38:33,380 --> 00:38:36,180 Promise me you won't tell her, please! 769 00:38:36,210 --> 00:38:37,380 - But why? 770 00:38:37,410 --> 00:38:38,380 - Because if she knew we'd worked it out, 771 00:38:38,410 --> 00:38:40,050 she'd have to leave me. 772 00:38:40,050 --> 00:38:42,220 Promise you won't tell her. 773 00:38:42,250 --> 00:38:44,290 - Well, all right. 774 00:38:44,320 --> 00:38:46,050 You can't live with her. 775 00:38:46,050 --> 00:38:47,160 She wants you dead. 776 00:38:47,190 --> 00:38:48,760 - [Stranger] I'll never leave her. 777 00:38:48,790 --> 00:38:50,730 - But she's tried to kill you twice already. 778 00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:52,690 - Yes, but I don't mind that, really. 779 00:38:54,160 --> 00:38:55,460 You see, murdering is like hating, 780 00:38:55,500 --> 00:39:00,670 and hating is a form of loving, you know? 781 00:39:00,700 --> 00:39:04,170 No, as long as she's alive, I'll never leave her. 782 00:39:05,640 --> 00:39:06,470 - Oh. 783 00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:07,580 Well. 784 00:39:10,350 --> 00:39:11,380 I'm off. 785 00:39:13,650 --> 00:39:17,390 - I might be able to live quite happily if she were dead. 786 00:39:17,420 --> 00:39:19,250 Then I could forget her, you see. 787 00:39:19,290 --> 00:39:19,590 - Well, 788 00:39:20,660 --> 00:39:23,490 be sure to close the door when you leave. 789 00:39:23,530 --> 00:39:24,290 - [Stranger] George! 790 00:39:24,330 --> 00:39:25,190 - Yes? 791 00:39:25,230 --> 00:39:27,260 - I'm sorry about tonight. 792 00:39:27,300 --> 00:39:28,730 I'm sorry you're involved. 793 00:39:30,170 --> 00:39:31,270 - That's quite all right. 794 00:39:31,300 --> 00:39:33,870 - When she does kill me, of course, 795 00:39:33,900 --> 00:39:34,740 you'll be involved again, 796 00:39:34,770 --> 00:39:37,570 and I'll apologize for that in advance. 797 00:39:41,410 --> 00:39:44,050 (door closing) 798 00:39:44,050 --> 00:39:48,180 - How do you mean I will be involved again? 799 00:39:48,220 --> 00:39:51,050 - Well, you're her boyfriend, you're the man with a motive. 800 00:39:51,090 --> 00:39:51,920 They're bound to suspect you. 801 00:39:51,950 --> 00:39:54,060 And if I know her she'll do her best 802 00:39:54,060 --> 00:39:56,190 to make it look as though you're the guilty one. 803 00:39:57,590 --> 00:40:00,060 - Yes, she will, won't she? 804 00:40:00,060 --> 00:40:00,800 - I'm afraid so. 805 00:40:01,700 --> 00:40:02,500 I'm sorry. 806 00:40:08,700 --> 00:40:10,140 - What are we going to do? 807 00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:12,510 - I don't know. 808 00:40:14,310 --> 00:40:16,340 - This must be straightened out. 809 00:40:16,380 --> 00:40:18,980 I simply must get out of this mess. 810 00:40:19,010 --> 00:40:20,580 I am a respectable man. 811 00:40:21,580 --> 00:40:23,890 - We could kill her. 812 00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:25,020 - I am not a murderer. 813 00:40:26,050 --> 00:40:28,060 - I've often thought about it. 814 00:40:28,090 --> 00:40:31,260 I might have the nerve to do it if you were with me to help. 815 00:40:31,290 --> 00:40:33,800 That way we'd both be free. 816 00:40:35,230 --> 00:40:37,300 - That way we would both be in jail, waiting to be hanged. 817 00:40:37,330 --> 00:40:38,970 - No, no, there's another way. 818 00:40:40,240 --> 00:40:42,940 As I told you, I've given it a good deal of thought. 819 00:40:44,670 --> 00:40:47,510 You know that steep hill leading down into the town? 820 00:40:48,740 --> 00:40:49,580 - Yes. 821 00:40:50,780 --> 00:40:52,880 - It's a very windy and tricky road, isn't it? 822 00:40:53,950 --> 00:40:54,780 - Yes. 823 00:40:56,550 --> 00:40:59,250 - That's our solution, if we're clever. 824 00:40:59,290 --> 00:41:01,120 Right. 825 00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:08,230 (energetic music) 826 00:41:08,260 --> 00:41:11,500 (car engine running) 827 00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:44,100 (car door closing) 828 00:41:47,270 --> 00:41:49,100 - Yoo hoo! 829 00:41:49,100 --> 00:41:50,140 Anybody home? 830 00:41:51,340 --> 00:41:54,240 (knocking on door) 831 00:41:58,180 --> 00:41:59,010 George! 832 00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:00,950 George? 833 00:42:02,220 --> 00:42:04,290 - Hello, my dear. 834 00:42:04,320 --> 00:42:04,920 - You frightened the wits out of me. 835 00:42:04,950 --> 00:42:06,120 What are you doing here? 836 00:42:06,150 --> 00:42:06,590 Where's George? 837 00:42:06,620 --> 00:42:09,060 - George is gone. 838 00:42:09,060 --> 00:42:10,490 - What do you mean, he's gone? 839 00:42:12,330 --> 00:42:13,330 - I roughed him up a bit. 840 00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:15,430 And he decided that discretion 841 00:42:15,460 --> 00:42:18,200 outweighed his passion for you, my dear. 842 00:42:18,230 --> 00:42:19,800 He fled. 843 00:42:19,830 --> 00:42:21,400 (laughs) 844 00:42:21,440 --> 00:42:22,600 - Who are you kidding? 845 00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:24,410 You couldn't rough up a blanket, you coward. 846 00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:26,880 - You used to call me baby. 847 00:42:32,310 --> 00:42:34,150 - Where'd he go? 848 00:42:35,250 --> 00:42:37,290 George? 849 00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:38,390 George! 850 00:42:38,420 --> 00:42:40,360 - It's no use calling him, my dear. 851 00:42:40,390 --> 00:42:41,520 He's gone. 852 00:42:42,460 --> 00:42:45,630 We had a little talk, and he left. 853 00:42:45,660 --> 00:42:48,000 - If you turned him against me, I'll kill you. 854 00:42:49,760 --> 00:42:51,100 - I explained my position, 855 00:42:51,130 --> 00:42:55,940 and he agreed that I had just and prior rights to you. 856 00:42:55,970 --> 00:42:59,170 Since your dear husband doesn't go away so often. 857 00:42:59,210 --> 00:43:00,180 George and I have come 858 00:43:00,210 --> 00:43:03,240 to a complete agreement about your weekends. 859 00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:06,350 - Are you mad? 860 00:43:06,380 --> 00:43:08,180 I wouldn't so much as shake hands with you 861 00:43:08,220 --> 00:43:10,120 if I were wearing rubber gloves. 862 00:43:11,150 --> 00:43:11,490 What did you tell him? 863 00:43:13,790 --> 00:43:17,660 - I told him I loved you, which is true. 864 00:43:18,390 --> 00:43:18,930 - Get away from me. 865 00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:19,430 Where'd he go? 866 00:43:19,460 --> 00:43:21,060 - Please don't go. 867 00:43:21,060 --> 00:43:21,760 Stay just a little while. 868 00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:23,530 - George! - For your own good! 869 00:43:24,270 --> 00:43:25,230 I'm warning you. 870 00:43:25,270 --> 00:43:28,140 - You're warning me? 871 00:43:28,170 --> 00:43:29,500 Any more nonsense from you, 872 00:43:29,540 --> 00:43:32,810 and I'll have my husband put a kink in your other leg. 873 00:43:32,840 --> 00:43:33,680 - You! 874 00:43:42,080 --> 00:43:43,450 You're nothing but a tramp! 875 00:43:44,350 --> 00:43:47,090 A high-class tramp! 876 00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:49,990 Go on, then, go on! 877 00:43:50,090 --> 00:43:51,090 I don't care! 878 00:43:52,090 --> 00:43:54,000 - Thank you for the high class. 879 00:43:54,100 --> 00:43:55,730 I'm going to the station to pick up George. 880 00:43:55,760 --> 00:43:57,230 If you're here when I get back, 881 00:43:58,400 --> 00:43:59,500 I pity you. 882 00:44:04,470 --> 00:44:06,040 - Pity yourself. 883 00:44:14,280 --> 00:44:15,220 (car door closing) 884 00:44:15,250 --> 00:44:18,490 (car engine revving) 885 00:45:15,040 --> 00:45:15,910 (tires screeching) 886 00:45:15,940 --> 00:45:18,480 (car crashing) 887 00:45:30,060 --> 00:45:32,090 - She tried to kill us. 888 00:45:33,560 --> 00:45:35,730 She tried to kill both of us. 889 00:45:42,070 --> 00:45:44,240 Shouldn't I call the police? 890 00:45:44,270 --> 00:45:45,370 Yes, they should be up here shortly. 891 00:45:45,410 --> 00:45:48,540 They will know that I have heard the crash, 892 00:45:48,580 --> 00:45:49,740 and they most certainly will have 893 00:45:49,780 --> 00:45:51,510 heard about it down in the town. 894 00:45:52,480 --> 00:45:53,350 - They'll be along soon enough. 895 00:45:53,380 --> 00:45:55,250 - Yes. 896 00:45:55,280 --> 00:45:56,890 Then what should we do? 897 00:45:56,920 --> 00:45:58,790 - Well, if I were you, I'd run down to the curve 898 00:45:58,820 --> 00:46:01,260 and show a little concern over the corpse. 899 00:46:01,290 --> 00:46:02,620 They'll recognize her car, 900 00:46:02,660 --> 00:46:06,090 and people know she was your girlfriend, don't they? 901 00:46:06,130 --> 00:46:07,560 - Oh, yes. 902 00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:10,030 Yes, I'll go down there right away. 903 00:46:10,070 --> 00:46:11,270 Are you coming? 904 00:46:11,300 --> 00:46:12,300 - I'm not supposed to be here. 905 00:46:12,330 --> 00:46:13,300 - Oh, of course. 906 00:46:13,340 --> 00:46:15,470 - George. - Yes? 907 00:46:17,470 --> 00:46:19,640 - What about this grave here? 908 00:46:19,670 --> 00:46:22,480 It's going to look rather suspicious, isn't it? 909 00:46:22,510 --> 00:46:23,750 To the police, I mean. 910 00:46:25,750 --> 00:46:28,920 - Oh, good heavens, yes, I've forgotten all about that. 911 00:46:30,220 --> 00:46:32,350 But how am I going to be able to fill that in in time? 912 00:46:32,390 --> 00:46:33,520 I won't be able to. 913 00:46:33,560 --> 00:46:35,160 How am I going to be able to explain it? 914 00:46:35,190 --> 00:46:36,160 - You'd better think of something. 915 00:46:36,190 --> 00:46:37,530 That little girl saw it, didn't she? 916 00:46:39,260 --> 00:46:41,560 - Oh, yes! 917 00:46:41,600 --> 00:46:44,070 The Williams girl, I forgot! 918 00:46:44,070 --> 00:46:46,100 - It's certainly going to look very suspicious. 919 00:46:46,130 --> 00:46:46,970 - Oh. 920 00:46:48,070 --> 00:46:49,970 - Well, I'm going home. 921 00:46:50,070 --> 00:46:51,410 - Now, wait a minute, you're in on this too! 922 00:46:51,440 --> 00:46:54,080 - It'd be bad if I were seen about. 923 00:46:54,080 --> 00:46:55,380 Got a light, George? 924 00:46:55,410 --> 00:46:57,080 - Oh, yes. 925 00:46:57,080 --> 00:46:58,450 Now, look, you have to help me. 926 00:46:58,480 --> 00:47:01,080 I simply cannot do everything alone. 927 00:47:03,150 --> 00:47:04,690 - Thanks. 928 00:47:04,720 --> 00:47:06,450 - I mean, unless you do help me, 929 00:47:06,490 --> 00:47:07,520 the police will be able to figure out 930 00:47:07,560 --> 00:47:09,020 everything that happened. 931 00:47:10,360 --> 00:47:11,790 - Yes, well, you'd better get rid of that wingnut. 932 00:47:11,830 --> 00:47:12,730 And the hammer. 933 00:47:14,030 --> 00:47:16,260 The lead will have come off on the wingnut, you know. 934 00:47:16,300 --> 00:47:18,170 Very dangerous bit of evidence, that. 935 00:47:18,200 --> 00:47:19,230 Oh, by the way, you might get 936 00:47:19,270 --> 00:47:21,500 that car grease off your hands. 937 00:47:21,540 --> 00:47:22,740 It's very noticeable. 938 00:47:23,710 --> 00:47:26,510 And don't forget your fingerprints. 939 00:47:28,640 --> 00:47:32,380 - Listen, look, unless you help me, 940 00:47:32,410 --> 00:47:33,620 I am going to tell the police 941 00:47:33,650 --> 00:47:35,280 that it was her husband who helped me. 942 00:47:35,320 --> 00:47:36,380 Now, you are an accessory! 943 00:47:36,420 --> 00:47:38,350 - Yes, well, you do that, George. 944 00:47:38,390 --> 00:47:39,950 You do that. 945 00:47:40,060 --> 00:47:42,490 You tell them her husband gave you a hand. 946 00:47:45,830 --> 00:47:46,660 - Who are you? 947 00:47:47,460 --> 00:47:48,830 You're not her husband. 948 00:47:49,960 --> 00:47:51,400 - Did I say I was? 949 00:47:51,430 --> 00:47:52,700 I don't remember that. 950 00:47:53,770 --> 00:47:54,440 Really, you'd better hurry. 951 00:47:58,070 --> 00:48:00,210 - Wait one moment. 952 00:48:00,240 --> 00:48:02,910 You said you had never been here before. 953 00:48:04,180 --> 00:48:04,480 - Goodbye, George. 954 00:48:07,020 --> 00:48:08,780 That's a good fellow. 955 00:48:12,750 --> 00:48:14,720 - I'm going to tell them what happened! 956 00:48:15,920 --> 00:48:18,060 I'm going to tell them everything that happened! 957 00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:25,430 I'm going to tell them exactly what happened! 958 00:48:34,710 --> 00:48:37,050 (grunts) 959 00:48:37,080 --> 00:48:39,780 (dramatic music) 960 00:48:54,260 --> 00:48:56,800 There was this man. 961 00:48:58,070 --> 00:48:58,570 I met him on the train. 962 00:49:01,300 --> 00:49:04,040 There was this man. 963 00:49:05,870 --> 00:49:08,740 You see, I did meet him on the train. 964 00:49:16,580 --> 00:49:20,460 - George was not the only one to go down to defeat. 965 00:49:20,490 --> 00:49:22,560 The authorities insisted 966 00:49:22,590 --> 00:49:25,060 that the stranger go with him to prison. 967 00:49:25,090 --> 00:49:28,430 They have enough trouble coping with crime as it is 968 00:49:28,460 --> 00:49:31,200 and just didn't want to break up a losing team. 969 00:49:31,230 --> 00:49:34,670 That concludes tonight's episode 970 00:49:34,700 --> 00:49:38,770 in Brother Alfred's own theater of the absurd. 971 00:49:38,810 --> 00:49:41,880 He plans to present some more buffoonery 972 00:49:41,910 --> 00:49:44,110 when he returns next time. 973 00:49:53,190 --> 00:49:54,660 If he returns. 974 00:49:55,760 --> 00:50:00,030 ("Funeral March of a Marionette") 975 00:50:32,230 --> 00:50:35,000 (regal fanfare)